Hi you horrible lot, I’m back from sunny and very, very, very hot Spain. It was in the 40c’s for most of the time which was too much for me.
The only bikes I saw where X9’s, Burger 200 and X8’s out there but loads od peds which I’m not interested in, I’ll put some pitures up when I can get time to.
It was bloody expensive out there now, I took my misses, kids and my niece and nephew to the local water park for the day and it cost me £200 Shocked , I was not happy and paid £120 for a small zoo for about 4 hours. But is was a nice holiday and the kids had a great time.
I forgot to mention about a small nearly large fracar with a spaniard at the fair ground. Rolling Eyes
There we where waiting for the under 10’s bumber cars to finish as my nephew wanted to have a go, the ride stops and my nephew goes to a car where a man jumps on it and pushes my nephew away so that his daugther could go on it. Just a this happens I shouted at the bloke what does he think he is doing (in spanish this was) and he said his daughter wanted a go and I said do did my nephew and what does he think he is going pushing a 6 year old kid away. He then came up to me and said that she has been waiting and I said so has eveyone else. I then said again where does he get off pushing a 6 year old boy. He kept agruing in spanish so I then said as your not listening to me in spanish I’ll shout at him in english which I did very loudley so that everyone else heard and then went right up to him face to face and said that if he wants to push a 6 year old he should start pushing me firts and he said I haven’t got the gut’s so I knocked him one and said come on then ( by this time I was very angry). His wife came over and said to him leave him he’s english and he won’t back down which I don’t.
He then started to walk away and as he did is said I was the son of a whore which I replied no you are and I shagged her and your misses in a 3 some.
I then said you’d better go or you’ll be fisited in the face and then his misses dragged him off.
I know I should’nt have reacted like that but he pushed and made my 6 year old nephew cry so he deserved this.
blimey john…your gonna have to teach me all those phrases in spanish mate…:D.glad you had a good time out there mate…and didnt get beat up too much ;).
know what you mean about the temp tho mate…the weather was rockin!!!
smiled:).
Bloody foreigners (shakes fist in air)!!! 
Good on you mate, I’d have done same, apart from the talking spanish as I can’t!
shando
You been away then JP?;):P:D
glad you had a good time, i didnt notice you missing to be honest, 
oh i say how lovely, well not that im jelous or anything… did you err pick anything up whilst you were there, you know, crabs, the clap? 
Sounds like a situation I found myself and family in at Tivoli World. Family was queing up for a themed event when a group of spaniards pushed past us and my daughter went flying at which point both myself and dad had a word that turned into a full scale punch up. Wrapped up an enjoyable evening really:D don’t think they was expecting us to do or say anything. They won’t try it again:D
Glad you had fun and got back safe! :DI was out in Prague with the tit I was married to at the time and it was our last night there. We got a cab back from the pub and were nattering away about the good night we’d had. We then said the usual to the driver…“Busy night?”, “What time do ya finish?”…and all seemed ok. He was a bit sharp with his replies so I asked him if he’d been having trouble with some of his fares. He mutted summin about tourists and I decided to be nice and made a public apology for anyone that had annoyed him.
Anyway, we got back to the hotel and when he said how much the fare was my husband got a bit shiy about the price and made some remarks about it to me. I busled him out of the car and apologised for him being a tit. I gave the cabbie the fare and told him to keep the change and hoped he’d have a better night. As I got out he threw the change at me and called me a "fkin fat whore!". I replied with “Thanks!” and got out but as I shut the door I fell against it by accident so it slammed…well, that was it. He got out and started pushing and slapping me…eventually the husband came over and pulled him off me while I laid a few punches and kicks on the guy. The ex told me to walk away, so I did, next thing the guy was punching the back of my head and my back…well, I saw red…ex got a few punches in but then had to move out the way cos I just went in like a raging bull…split the guys lip and eyelid, think I cracked a few of his ribs…and I know I damaged his balls…
…ah well, it was a fab week apart from that! Thankfully the Hotel Security advised him to knob off fast or they’d call the Police considering the cameras showed him attacking me first!The positive in all this…I soon opened my eyes to what I was married to and got rid…fast!
Your not fat.
Im thinking you should be waddling to the hills for your life as fast as ya fat little legs can go mate 