I just tried stabbing myself

Mole, you are quite simply… MAD!! :w00t:

You ever thought of a career as a stunt woman?!? :wink:

Teehee, I rememebr a few years back there was an ad in the South London Press to be a Wing Walker for the Utterly Butterly team… I was tempted to try for it, but as it turns out, the lady that got the job was loverly and was totally much better suited for the job! :cool:

…I’m too clumsy to start trying to do stunts…lol I’ve blown up equipment racks at work before…and my house… [homer] hmmmm, stunting, eh? [/homer]:laugh:

My mate Mr Rooster (cause he aint no spring chicken lol) - his words not mine…

my pal cut through the tendens in two fingers with a stanley knife last year doing a bathroom.

he said the amount of blood was horrific, he passed out once he saw it! they did an amazing job of stiching them together again and hes slowly getting movement back in them, they’re no good for pointing at things at the moment! :w00t:

Have you tried hedgejumping in them yet? Last time I did it my jeans got completely wrecked and I had to go to A&E with a large hole in my leg. I’m sure the kevlar will do it’s job and protect you from big pointy treestumps and the like :smiley:

No…what’s that then? Just find a big hedge and run for it?? Sounds like fun…:laugh:

Yeah, take a massive running jump into the foliage of your choice. Works best when you’re pissed, ermmm, there is quite a high risk of injury, so i’m not encouraging you to do it… at the very least pick a soft, comfortable looking bush.

Let this serve as a warning:

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the jeans sound wickedly strong, might invest, its to hot to be wearing leather or textile

OMG! :pinch:Right on your tattoo as well! Ouch! You nut bar! :laugh:

Haha… Stanley Knife… Heh…

Hmmm what’s hedge jumping…?

Scroll scroll… A leg… Scroll… OH JESUS THAT LOOKS PAINFUL :sick:

I like your thinking…

buy the product, then try and proove to yourself its as strong as what the label says! :cool:

i might start bowling with my crash helmet… :w00t:

What, like skidding down the lane and headbashing the pins? Wanna borrow my draggins to stop grazing your knees? :w00t::laugh:

:D:DI got mine from Infinity on Great Portland Street yesterday - they were very helpful, and had all sorts of sizes and styles - combats, blue/black jeans… I hope you find some soon - they provide hours of entertainment :smiley:
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Sounds like lots of choice do you think they’ll have any that will fit me?Like your new Avatar very pretty.:slight_smile:

Having met you both I would say there was a good chance - I am struggling to think of anything where Mole would be an effective template for me!

Hey :slight_smile: Yeah, they had a pair of really tiny ones at the time - in black, I guess you gotta go down there and try them on, but the definately had smaller than size 10 there, when I went :slight_smile:

Yep we used to do that when I was younger, never actually injured myself as I was far too pissed to realise most of the time! :wink:

That’s the kind of practice I go for these days over the hedge jumping! :wink:

Can I point out that Kelvar is slash and abrasion resistance and NOT stab resistant.

That is why bullet proof vest are not necessarily stab proof.

Well, I dunno about all kelvar stuff, I just know what I was trying out in the office. I haven’t tried a kitchen knife or anything.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home kids!

If you really wana test them out mole, i have a great idea…

they are called draggin jeans aint they?

well, i cud tie ur feet up, drag ya down the road on ur arse, and that wud be the ultimate test
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