I followed Dwayne Johnson for an hour...

I followed Dwayne Johnson for an hour and when he wasn’t looking I slapped his arse. He turned around and punched me in the face.

That’s what happens when you hit rock bottom.

The universe is cringing.

good one. But dwayne johnson and rock bottom are so 2001

Pan has competition

Haha I don’t mind, more jokes the merrier