Some of you was aware of my little jaunt to a certain goverment assessment centre at the beginning of August well my envelope turned up today with my result… and once again im **** out of luck no new job, as i expected but im still gutted sugar coated with my £300s worth of rear tryes…
aww no babes…
they dont know what they missing out on…
Yeah they do some thicko by the looks of it
will ya stop it !
thanks Lou!
I scored 44% i had to score over 55% to get in which is just over half and i didnt get that, i couldnt prepare for the situatiuons or tests as you dont know whats coming only an outline of whats expected try and remember that when you got some arsehole role play actor having a pop at ya… its all about the qualities and skill you have as a person old Mr Twattybollox here aint got enough of em to pull through when needed, maybe i should ring hillingdon council see if they need any more street sweepers
gutted for u mate, but just cause u didnt do well in this test, dont mean ur thick, it just means you werent suitable for that particular kind of job,keep looking!
bad luck flats, what was the job if you dont mind me asking?
Simon, you must know that when one door closes, another one opens! You’re a good guy, something good will happen soon, that’s Karma, see! Comiserations on the job, but do you really want to be working for the feds anyhow? You’ll start wearing brown suits and nhs glasses.
Sorry to hear that matey - that’s ****ty - I’m sure something else will turn up.
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Flatster mate!
The way this SH!TE works is if they don’t hire you, the company wasn’t worth working for.
And I reckon that’s a pretty obvious one if you think about Labour’s current track record.
Mate, head up, find a better job. Don’t get down on yourself cos some pillock of a civil servant didn’t think you’d be boring enough to join his club!
Big up the Flats man! S*d 'im, he don’t know what he’s missed!
Sorry to hear that, you are clearly not dumb enough for the post and have far too much personality. Probably, not having a large lardy arse isn’t helping either?! Don’t worry, they don’t deserve ya. You’ll find something, not a consolation at the mo, is it??? Sorry!
Unlucky Si mate,something will turn up,like i told you,everyone i knew that did that job was a ****** anyway,and believe me,i had plenty of dealings with them coz of where i live,you too good a bloke to be in the same class as them matey,chin up dude 
Ade
Cheers Toby, makes me feel bad for what i just done to you in the adult section…
Oi you, keep the chin up. I’m guted to hear about this mate, thought you were just pulling peoples legs when you said you ddin’t think you’d got it.
Whether you wanna go for it again or not is up to you, but I know quite a few peeps that took 3 or 4 attempts to join.
The assessment centres are a lottery and you just never know what you’re going to get. Some peeps just got lucky and on this occasion you didn’t mate.
From what I know of you Si, I have no doubts at all that you could cut the mustard, so less of this self pity as it will just drag you down, kick yourself on the @rse and crack on, the world is your oyster and if you wanna do something you’ve just got to keep on trying and you WILL do it.
Catch ya laters.
Hard to bear mate, real bad luck. And what with the job news you must be pretty depressed.
Chin up tho 
There are worse things in life
sorry to hear that mate, we all now how much u wanted that job, im sure another opening or sumthing will come up, lifes not all bad! i think?
Kind words people and i appreciate them, but it doesnt amount to a hill of beans… come Tuesday im back to my sht arse job well i would be if they bought my van back why do i get the feeling my new 06 will never be coming back and ill end up with a shtter
yeah a street cleaning job at hillingdon council
youd look the part there flat
why dont you go for summin like that drape a black bag over the front of your handlebars then strap a broom to the side and it wouldnt have to use one of there barrows and you would have doubled the value of your bike too