Come on Steve you have missed a trick here. You can MAKE money on them, sell them for medical experiments! Then you will have MORE money for bikes!
Some great little comments about kids:
Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own.
Kids are great for the day, and then you can hand them back to the parents
Kids are great especially when the grow up and sod off.
Remember insanity is hereditary, you get it of your kids.
If your kids grow up as good looking as mine then you’ll be very lucky after all look at you 
well my kids redeemed themselves yesterday…I left them moving about 600 tons of soil and went for a wee bike ride to the ACE…kawasaki day, and returned to find them working studiously and efficiently and all the soil relocated…good lads…and they earned a bit of money too…
on retrospect think I will keep mine…and you just have to see some of the girls they bring round the house, short skirts and lovely legs…is that legal
What lusting after your kids girlfriends??? It’s not illegal, but it does put you in the DOM category.
