Got a postal delivery from the police of a congratulatory letter informing me that my XS can get from 0-38 mph from the lights to the speed camera outside the Natural history museum .((I am well chuffed I reckon she be better now I put a new clutch in today )) Anyways As a prize I have won 3 points and a fine …or I can go on the the Speed awarness course .Obvious choice really … I am going for the day of rollercoasters,drugs , fast bikes ,jet planes and cars and at the end I well be aware of speed :D:D
Congratulations !!!
A Well deserved prize :Wow:
What a num num 
You might find the speed awareness course interesting - we both did;)
I hope there is a a buffet with drinks :w00t:
well done numty num lol I’ve never been to a speed awareness course when I did that as I was obviously faster than you (42mph) and I was awarded 3 points for a £60 fee straightaway
Well I did a speed awareness course,free coffee and biscuits and lots of interesting stuff as to why 38mph is a no no in a 30 zone:rolleyes:
nothing to see here,move on!!!
If and when I get to go on an ‘Oh sorry officer’ course, I hope there is a buffet too. We could all start across the room and do a ‘le mans’ start to the vol au vonts
Volvo vaunts are the prize of a buffet . I have seen me go good bad and ugly to snaffle volvo vaunts … like pretending I was getting some for my girlfriend … but she can get her ferkin own .
Will this be interesting like a white water rafting in a bath interesting or asbestos awareness course interesting ?
Quite interesting as in results of an STD test.
Snap 
I’d rather watch a musical.
STD results interesting?? … I do not like the sound of that interesting that sounds like the sort of interesting that makes my stools firm up .
just try to stay awake
i went on one at milton keynes. it`s just a revenue making scheme. but you knew that anyway…right?
I fear amounts like 97.02 pence give the game away . Only some form of anal dialetic pseudo creamed crack retentive special agent bean counter govermental extraordinaire could come up with that amount .
Well it’s hardly like they need to make it 96.99 to make it look cheaper, you’re paying it whatever it costs
Anyone want to buy a pair of remus cans ??, bit tatty but not dented or anything … Do not remember what I took it off …£ 97.02
Just don`t speed you lot.
We don`t.
Both of ours were in Mrs J`s car which has a highly innaccurate speedometer. 
A large dog in the boot obscures the flash.:Whistling:
Riding above the limit on a motorcycle is clearly a no no for anyone with a desire to keep their licence.
We are constantly appalled at the standard of motorcycle riding that we witness every weekend.
Speeding wins you no friends and can make you look like a tosser.
We propose a ride to the limit rideout sometime soon.