How's your luck...

Just got a text from my big brother - it says…

How’s your luck! It’s October and I’ve been stung by a wasp on my ear

Ouch…

Edit…

Just got another text…

And it BLEEP hurts…

well in one week:

1 x 28 day eviction notice from the RAF for our house, 1 x Bike Acident & 2 x Car Accidents

does that qualify as crap luck !

Yep I think that counts…

What’s he doing listening to a wasp anyway.

Blinding!

Deafening, surely?

It told him to buzz off.

Fly guy

got an ear full

groan.

Was he listening to Sting?

Shall I call the Police…

well a couple of weeks back got in to work and noticed some white stuff on helmet… then found the rest of bird sh!t on my jacket… I’m taking that to be lucky… still not had my numbers come in on the lotto though

now, now, just re read that an non of you funny foccers say anything…

I got stung buy a bee last week

£20 for a jar of honey…

And Round 2 to the Flatster…
I was just thinkin how lucky I’ve been lately.
Loads o good things happening to me… sorry.