Sorry. I was being unclear. I know what Halal is. But in the “joke” it is presented as if being Halal is like being French. Just ignore me. Best policy 
So true!! every one of them.
Love this town 
I do too Mel but I wouldn’t want to live there, I’m happy I’m down the road a bit;)
Oh man they’re to true!! Well except the tube one, I try and go on two wheels where I can!
LOL!
Londoner thru and thru! its all about the london town
Spot on.
Im ashamed… Are we Londoners that bad???
LoooooOOOOoooooL
- You’re suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
Scared the crap out of some bloke today, whilst out in Regents park with my wife this fella ran past me, keys to his kingdom fell out of his pocket. He was wearing an ipod thing and did’nt blink an eye lid, even when i shouted ‘excuse me’. So being a good character of an ugly person i sprinted after him, grabbed him on the shoulder…his face was a picture, would love to of know his thoughts. Must have thought he was the next stab victim!
On the nicer side, I saw a bad motorcycle accident last week and couldn’t believe how many people and how quickly they went to help the poor lad who was knocked off his bike.One man shouting don’t take his helmet off, another man talking to him to keep him concious, a women calling the ambulance another police etc, Noticed this alot in london how quickly people respond after incidents.