How to spot a single man who owns a bike

Off-topic
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There was a big cue so didnt dare take a picture…

I was cuing in Tescos for some “items” This is the part I love when shopping looking at what other people have bought so you can get an idea of their night/habbits. :smiley:

My section between the two dividers consisted of:

Jarred Curry sauce
3 Chicken breasts
4 pack Grolsch
MCN

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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I reckon that’s quite good - I’d have been worried if it didn’t contain a 4 pack of Grolsch :smiley:

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I’m concerned that it was ONLY a 4 pack!!!:smiley:

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That did occur to me, but I thought it magnanamous to assume that maybe it was a top-up pack to go with the 8 cans already sitting in the fridge at home :smiley:

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Makes me smile when I see on the conveyor a selection of organic salads, low fat dressing, free range organic fish friendly salmon fillets and … a yummy New York cheese cake. :smiley:

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that was the guy in front of me

Pussy :smiley:

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And the fact that ready to eat meals and beer fit so comfortably under a cargo net or in a top box. :stuck_out_tongue:

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It can’t have been me. I read Superbike not MCN.

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Poor guy, must be on a budget seeing as he can’t afford proper toilet paper. :hehe:

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well i aint single, but my shopping usually consists off two or three bottles of Italian wine, Bailies and cider of some sort, frozen pizza and cheesecake.

thats when im cooking

:w00t::w00t:

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It always make me smile when somebody gets a heart busting cake, but diet coke!!! Oh as if that’ll make a difference.

You find a better class of ‘check out watching’ in M and S ‘Simply Food’ + the totty’s often classier too :wink:

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Not sure what you have the chicken and curry sauce for though…:stuck_out_tongue:

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I always despaired when I worked as a waiter and people would order a decaf Irish coffee. I mean, it’s got a shot or two of hard liquor in there, I don’t think caffine should be your primary concern. (bit off topic, I’m sorry)