How to preserve a husband!

Be careful in your selection, do not choose one to old or to young.Take only such varieties as have been raised in a good moral atmosphere.When one has been decided upon let that be forever settled and give your entire time and thought to domestic use.

Some insist in keeping them in pickle while others are continually keeping them in hot water.But even poor varieties may be kept sweet,tender and good by simply garnishing with patience.Sweeten with smiles and flavour with kisses to taste.

Wrap well in a mantle of clarity and keep warm with a steady flow of domestic devotion.Serve with peaches and cream.When this prepared they will keep well for years.

WELL LADIES WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!

Is there a problem with that ? Sounds great to me

“keep warm with a steady flow of domestic devotion”

C**p !! Just keep the best “bit” in pickle and throw the rest away and have done with it !!!

Use him up, wear him out then get a younger model

Embalming fluid?

Husbands are like floor tiles, lay them right the 1st time and you can walk over them for years

How many times have you been married now?

Exactly as Trisckie says Use him up, wear him out then get a younger model,

That doesn’t just work with husbands ya know

I’d like to add one small suggestion: Frequent exposure to cold temperatures
has been known to damage this dish permanently. Keep a small and steady flame
going at all times.

Roughie your 1st post had me in fits of laughter

Floor tiles indeed lol

Cutting them up and putting them in the freezer is a good one to try, but only if your freezer goes to -30deg (most domestic ones don’t, so don’t try this at home folks )

Ladies, just stay warm wet and wonderful and you’ll have no argument.

I’m out of the arms race now, fun to watch from the sidelines!

I see the anger management classes have started to work, some way to go though

I didn’t need anger management classes… just a divorce!

One thing…NEVER GET MARRIED lol i got divorced donkeys years ago and don’t intend doing so again