How to Make a Woman Happy…
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a styli! st
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a psychologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54.! Never to forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
Show up naked
Bring food
And beer
I have yet to meet a guy who is only happy with those three things!!!
hmmmmmmmm boot shopping…
I know what i will be looking at this afternoon
cheers for that
see guys - one woman made happy in three little lines - not that difficult is it
Flats
5 April 2006 16:42
7
i got summin that would make woman happy… or wince in pain
Flats
5 April 2006 16:52
9
I like that answer so im gonna say yeah
Flats
5 April 2006 23:14
10
well being the otherside of london, and only having a bit of banter on a forum your not likley to know Weaver,
LET ME TELL U WEAVER IVE KNOMN FLAT A LONG TIME AND HE DIDNT GET THE NAME DONKEY 4 NOTHING
Flats
5 April 2006 23:34
12
mates, always back you up cheers K choccys on me tomorrow…
Paivi
6 April 2006 00:27
13
What, during the girls’ netball team selection, Flattie would jump up and down, his big ears flapping, shouting “Pick me! Pick me!” In vain, obviously.
hehehe…
hey weaver, sorry you could not make it to waterloo last night, i was looking forward to meeting you. i heard about the 4x4 = but glad to see you made it home safely…
no one would say that i think the guys were more concerned than anything… and if they did… then
i used to drive a 4x4 and you have to be so careful with them because of the height - you cant see anything.
I hope your foot is ok… rest it up and we will see you next week ok? or this weekend?
i had a jacked up ford but i was thinking more of the time when i “accidently” rode over an exes foot. And thats the story I am sticking to…
Wiggy
6 April 2006 12:10
17
I couldn’t possibly imagine you with a devilish side Abbey?
