How to Keep a Woman Happy

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To keep a woman happy, a man needs to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a master
  5. a driver
  6. a masseuse
  7. a chef
  8. an electrician
  9. a carpenter
  10. a plumber
  11. a mechanic
  12. a decorator
  13. a stylist
  14. a sexologist
  15. a gynaecologist
  16. a psychologist
  17. a pest exterminator
  18. a psychiatrist
  19. a healer
  20. a good listener
  21. an organiser
  22. a good father
  23. very clean
  24. sympathetic
  25. athletic
  26. warm
  27. attentive
  28. gallant
  29. intelligent
  30. funny
  31. creative
  32. tender
  33. strong
  34. understanding
  35. tolerant
  36. prudent
  37. ambitious
  38. capable
  39. courageous
  40. determined
  41. true
  42. dependable
  43. passionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
  44. give her compliments regularly
  45. love shopping
  46. be honest
  47. be very rich
  48. not stress her out
  49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
  50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
  53. Never to forget:
  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
  1. Give him lots of sex
  2. Feed him well
  3. Let him have the remote control
  4. Leave him in peace
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