http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
Greeks!
He is my new HERO!
Thats so funny - I was crying with laughter with parts of the 2nd message.
This guy cant be for real:w00t:
Strewth . . . he’s going to be single for the rest of his life . . . :w00t: What a psycho 
pahahaha! a complete catch 
HA HA HA HA HA:w00t::w00t: “there is nothing wrong with me” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :hehe:
The more I heard of that second voicemail the more and more angry I became. I think if I ever met someone like that my head would explode.
god what a douchbag, who does he think he is ME??
LOL!! TIT!!
hahah ya gotta give it to him, his full of confidence - just needs to learn how to talk to women!
typical american/canadian though - there all over the top aint they!!
Ya wanna bet!:D;):w00t:
if it was aired on radio then I doubt he will be feeling any of those…
He’s certainly full of something… 
My listening experience in smiley form:
:laugh: … :ermm: … :blink: … :crazy:
That’s hilarious!!! :w00t:
“Believe it or not, I’m quite a catch!” :w00t:
You evil evil man 