If they could, how much? Would they?
what is a woodchuck?
where’s the option “I got wood”?
For some strange reason my younger bro used to say this all the time, he’s obviously not the only odd person around 
Someone who chucks wood obviously lol 
Where’s the option for the original posters needs a, double lobotomy, a straight jacket and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper.
def all the would…err woud grr wood!! :hehe:
Not all of it, but just too much for it to become annoying after a while.
That last option was meant to be ‘Haha, “wood”’ but never-mind.
Has Alex Gold hijacked your login?
A woodchuck yesterday. . .
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could sh*t sticks.
it wouldnt it would chuck martin in a river.
hang on you do that on your own accord
and how many cans, can a toucan can if a toucan can, can, cans
Looks like the love child of a squirrel and a beaver.
Where do those live?
Awww they are so cute!
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
So they say…
Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word “if” from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris’ awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
How Chuck Norris got involved
A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck’s name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
(I am not responsible for this answer)
Just because it worked for you doesn’t mean it works for everyone. 
PS
I’m not a pheasant plucker I’m a pheasant pluckers friend, I’m only plucking pheasants until the pleasant phucker comes…