How about this for an intro?

Off-topic Newbies
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Hello. 5 weeks ago I got knocked off my Fazer by a berk in a mercedes. Last monday I chucked my brand new ZX6R up the road. Crash protectors ftw.

The virtual drinkies are on me but I really need a few myself.

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Sounds like you have not been having much luck. Well thats all changed now that you have joined LB.

Welcome.

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Yeah, cheers. It was good biking for over a year but this past month has been testing.

Admittedly, I put 2000 miles on the zixxer in 10 days (as well as running it in within a week) but it was a bit gutting to see the bastage slide away from me after just over 3 weeks.

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Mate, I wrote off 2 bikes in 8 days a few years back. The only reason it took 8 days is because I was without a bike for 6 of those. Nice new ZX9 went down on diesel on the second day of ownership, extensive damage included the frame and it was a write off. So I feel for you, but, can assure you that things do get better (well in my experience anyway).

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Whats even more lucky for you is that thus far you have escaped a poking bu AbbyJ with the newbie stick.

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Whoops… Hello Gruntmon, welcome to LB! Is the bike ridable?

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Sorry to hear about your offs but welcome to LB…

poke poke with our newbie stick

welcome

aj…

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Why the long face hon?

LoL

Welcome to LB Gruntmon, and keep away from my bike

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Welcome to LB Gruntmon… maybe you can cover a few of the scratches on the 6R with some londonbiker.com stickers

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Welcome mate. Bad luck eh?

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welcome to the site

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Hi there and welcome to LB

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The R&Gs left me gobsmacked - scratches on the bar end, pillion peg and front brake lever and one on the lower fairing. The right rearset was destroyed. That’s about it, defintely worth the money.

So that’s what those stickers are for eh? Just so I knows when I meet someone with them.

Thanks for the poke abbey.

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Welcome to the site mate. Sorry to hear about your bad luck, keep the chin up and get back on when you can.

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Hello mate…whats ya middle name …Jona ?

welcome to LB…maybe see you at Cubana …leave ya luck at home though .!!

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Wecome to LB mate get in the drinks pull up a chair and have a poke or three

Poke poke poke

P.S JD and Coke please