“A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital
when, during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
Oh my GOD!!” screamed the woman, “That’s disgraceful!!! Why is he doing
that?” The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t
do that at least 5 times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture”.
Oh well, in that case, I guess it’s ok." commented the woman. In the
very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that
a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, “Oh
my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?” Again the doctor spoke very
calmly, “Same illness but he’s with BUPA”