cheap to run, light, nimble and best of all SO UGLY NO-ONE WILL WANT TO STEAL IT!
That design would grow on you. Think of the Honda C90. That could not be described as a beautiful bike but for a whole generation it was the most beautiful motorcycle every designed because it was theirs and it was freedom.
You would take that to Bar Italia in Soho for an espresso !
They already have a wide choice:
SH125i
SH300i
NC750s
NC750x
are all utterly superb in what they do: easy to ride, maintain, service, and fuel economy.
Do not underestimate thieves 
Kids will want to ride anything.
^^ if it ain’t bolted down, it’ll get stolen.
I was half tempted as I need a commuter but…I saw the pic…
That is seriously fugly