I tried to log in on my iPad.

Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don’t own an iPad.

Also, I’m out of vodka

I can understand owning an Etch A Sketch but what is the point of owning an ipad?

Etch a sketch was rubbish …that is all

I liked owning one until I tried to draw something…

There’s a brilliant “Doonsbury” cartoon strip on this very subject.

Must be ten? twenty? years old by now.

You’re too young. When I was a kid it was high tech state of the art fun )))