He's comin back...

Watch this space for details y’all

Who rip van winkel

Nope… a beardless behemouth from the deepest darkest past… minus the ridiculously facial fuzz

Bit early for Santa?

There are fewer and fewer beardy wierdies every year :frowning: We’re an endangered species

You mean we’ve passed peak-hipster?

There’s plenty of non-hipster beardies around. Hipster beards are slowly dying off, leaving just the die-hards

Hipsters aren’t beardies… they are fashion fags who trim to impress… that’s not the beardy creedo! Far from it