Here are the five secrets of a perfect relationship:
1). It’s important to have a woman who helps at home. Cooks, cleans & has a job.
2). It’s important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3). It’s important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn’t lie.
4). It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.
5). It’s very, very important that these four bitches never find out about each other!!
Cheers, Iain.
