At this moment in time the BIKE
Bikes indoor! Wife somewhere out… lol
for how long?
Good question.Ok the problem went shopping yesterday as the other half wanted a new dress.Spent 5 & a half hours looking and ended up back at the first shop we went into and she bought the first dress she had seen.GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
i dont have that choice its always the bike…
tell her this…
“darling i know you’ll always be here for me but the bike may not, it could get nicked tonight so I have to take advantage of it while its here” 
LMRR I cant wait to get home and try that line on her if it works I owe you a drink.
I’m the same as Flatout …
But plan on being this way for a good while after all the grief and grey hairs that a bloody woman has caused ! 
Edit note … I know, I know, not all women are like that before I get flamed ! Just the ones that I’ve romanced over the years 
No contest, bike will let you get your leg over her any time and you can ride her as often as possible.However, unless your name is Berry getting the bike in to bed is a no no.
lol,up to this noon… Then wife indoors… Cezar in the garage with the bikes and cats… lol
wife? haha been there done that - never again
Carla , I will try that one
Was just going to suggest that… problem solved!
Well… did my idea work???
put your foot down and tell her its the bike that wins, i did it worked for me.
divorce came through a few months back.
No! Not here! I just tried that and got sent to sleep to the cats…
LMRR you have a drink on its way.
Woohoo!!! Well done fella, proud of ya!!!
I just thought it may work on me but I wouldn’t get to know, always been a biker and always will be so I understand this “I fancy going for a ride” stuff
Use the brilliant one I came up with. SOME ladies will shop for 5 hours and buy the dress they saw in the first shop so in the interceding four hours and fifteen minutes tell her you need to go to Dixons. Fcuk off home, get your bike, ride for three hours and then go back to the store to tell her how stunning she looks in her new dress/skirt/shorts/slacks (etc, etc. You get the drift). Matramonial bliss…unless your wife is like mine and checks my mileage before we go shopping!!!
Weaver, you are one of the few exceptions to the ladies shopping rule.Lol