Lubricated and adjusted my chain today, bit clanky over the weekend. Neighbour complained abour the residue on the pavement! Thought to myself, what a whinger! Said sorry and cleaned the pavement with Fairy Liquid and steel wool, did a good job!
She was well impressed.
Asked today if she could ride pillion on my bike, thought I was onto a good thing, she`se quite foxy. Good sense cut in and I asked her about her opinion about hedgehogs, always a guide to the female psyche.
She seeemed unsure of herself and gave a slight insecure laugh before replying " I`ve always wanted more one prick " She smiled!
What is your considered advice, reply soon, I`m due to take this trollop round the block and up the back alley in the morning.
