He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said … . … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said … … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . …Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said … . … Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . … I would but you’re never there.
He said … … Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don’t have time
He said … . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . I don’t know; it has never happened.
He said … . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
She said … . . They already have boyfriends.
She said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . … . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.