I’ve never said it before, but - OMFG!
Whimp, if Id been on a board Id have done it.
Thats because your proper 'ard 
Confirmed at 2:16 he sh1t his pants …
What an off piste muppet, $500 liquid Image goggles and $700 avalanche back pack when all he needed was a
$350 iPod toilet roll docking station.
He was one lucky f***er hahaha
mental!