Yeh I cant believe I’m up at this hour either, But I’ve had him on the phone for the last 3 hours crying. Saying things like
“It only seemed like yesterday I was 18yrs old”…Thats cause your memorys going you old c~nt
“Do you think I should get a H*rley and only ride in the summer”…Na Tug, just join the v twin massive to start with that should reduce your mileage, and maybe take up a bit of fishing
In the end I had to tell him to f~ck off and phone the samaritans
Happy 50th Birthday Tug
By the way, you’ve started to stink of p*ss
So if anyone wants to come on a rideout tonight that we have organised for him, its here
I will refrain from the Onslow and Bib jokes for today as it is cruel to do so on your birthday especially at your age That Terry is a wicked man :blink:
