Government Bail Out Tottenham

[Zeus44]

This made me chuckle:

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/government-to-bail-out-tottenham-hotspur-with-emergency-injection-of-50-points-388

[PompeyTim]

That still wouldn’t be enough points for them to win anything this season!!

[ChunkyMonkey]

So NOT funny:P

[SP]

The body of a man has been found in the Thames. He was found wearing high heels, women’s knickers, fishnet stockings and a Tottenham Hotspur replica shirt. He was also wearing lipstick and had a dildo up his arse.

Before recovering his body, the police removed the Tottenham shirt to spare any embarrassment to his family.

[Zeus44]

SP (22/10/2008)

The body of a man has been found in the Thames. He was found wearing high heels, women’s knickers, fishnet stockings and a Tottenham Hotspur replica shirt. He was also wearing lipstick and had a dildo up his arse.

Before recovering his body, the police removed the Tottenham shirt to spare any embarrassment to his family.

Ha ha. Now that is brilliant! :D:D:P:P

[alex1]

Never tire of these… ha ha :w00t:

[Tom]

London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area.

[Toby-1-kenobi]

(shamed into silence)

'cept to say can we PLEASE get rid of Levy now… PLEASE… if ever there was a demonstration that he’s NOT interested in football at all surely this summer’s signing and selling fiasco UTTERLY proves it.

[johnp]

Loved it. :w00t::w00t:

[Dumbnut]

Cue all the jokes…http://http://www.eaststandmartin.com/lillyshte-laughing-stock/

[PompeyTim]

Dumbnut (22/10/2008)

Cue all the jokes…http://www.eaststandmartin.com/lillyshte-laughing-stock/

This one is brilliant!!

Have you heard about the geezer that has just spent £50 million on a space flight to the Moon? Sounds like a right bargain -the Spuds just spent £70 million on new players and they couldn’t get past Stoke.

[ChunkyMonkey]

PompeyTim (22/10/2008)

Dumbnut (22/10/2008)

Cue all the jokes…http://www.eaststandmartin.com/lillyshte-laughing-stock/

This one is brilliant!!

Have you heard about the geezer that has just spent £50 million on a space flight to the Moon? Sounds like a right bargain -the Spuds just spent £70 million on new players and they couldn’t get past Stoke.

Who’s laughing now TimTim?

Now The Mighty Spurs have the best manager in The Premiership you watch us go now boy!!!;):D:D:D

[PompeyTim]

ChunkyMonkey (26/10/2008)

Who’s laughing now TimTim?

Now The Mighty Spurs have the best manager in The Premiership you watch us go now boy!!!;):D:D:D

I got woken up an hour ago by a text from my Hammers supporting brother to give me the good news, most unexpected I have to say but I have a feeling he’ll do for Spurs what he did for Southampton, get them relegated and then return to us in the Summer, “Agent Redknapp return to base, I repeat, your mission is complete, return to Fratton Park!”

My Spuds supporting brother has been unusually quiet this morning, he must still be asleep, just like your back four!!

[ChunkyMonkey]

PompeyTim (26/10/2008)

ChunkyMonkey (26/10/2008)

Who’s laughing now TimTim?

Now The Mighty Spurs have the best manager in The Premiership you watch us go now boy!!!;):D:D:D

I got woken up an hour ago by a text from my Hammers supporting brother to give me the good news, most unexpected I have to say but I have a feeling he’ll do for Spurs what he did for Southampton, get them relegated and then return to us in the Summer, “Agent Redknapp return to base, I repeat, your mission is complete, return to Fratton Park!”

My Spuds supporting brother has been unusually quiet this morning, he must still be asleep, just like your back four!!

We’ll see Timbo, we’ll see;)

At least you have The donkey to look after your boys when he’s not doing rides along the beach;)