Government Bail Out Tottenham

This made me chuckle:

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/government-to-bail-out-tottenham-hotspur-with-emergency-injection-of-50-points-388
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That still wouldn’t be enough points for them to win anything this season!! :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

So NOT funny:P

The body of a man has been found in the Thames. He was found wearing high heels, women’s knickers, fishnet stockings and a Tottenham Hotspur replica shirt. He was also wearing lipstick and had a dildo up his arse.

Before recovering his body, the police removed the Tottenham shirt to spare any embarrassment to his family. :smiley:

Ha ha. Now that is brilliant! :D:D:P:P

Never tire of these… ha ha :w00t:

London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area. :smiley:

(shamed into silence)

'cept to say can we PLEASE get rid of Levy now… PLEASE… if ever there was a demonstration that he’s NOT interested in football at all surely this summer’s signing and selling fiasco UTTERLY proves it.

Loved it. :w00t::w00t:

Cue all the jokes…http://http://www.eaststandmartin.com/lillyshte-laughing-stock/:smiley:

This one is brilliant!! :smiley:

Have you heard about the geezer that has just spent £50 million on a space flight to the Moon? Sounds like a right bargain -the Spuds just spent £70 million on new players and they couldn’t get past Stoke.

Who’s laughing now TimTim?:smiley:

Now The Mighty Spurs have the best manager in The Premiership you watch us go now boy!!!;):D:D:D

I got woken up an hour ago by a text from my Hammers supporting brother to give me the good news, most unexpected I have to say but I have a feeling he’ll do for Spurs what he did for Southampton, get them relegated and then return to us in the Summer, “Agent Redknapp return to base, I repeat, your mission is complete, return to Fratton Park!” :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

My Spuds supporting brother has been unusually quiet this morning, he must still be asleep, just like your back four!! :stuck_out_tongue:

We’ll see Timbo, we’ll see;)

At least you have The donkey to look after your boys when he’s not doing rides along the beach;):smiley: