Got any bread?

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>A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”
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>Barman says: “No.”
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>Duck says: “Got any bread?”
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>Barman says: “No.”
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>Duck says: “Got any bread?”
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>Barman says: “No,we have no bread.”
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>Duck says: “Got any bread?”
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>Barman says: “No,we haven’t got any ****ing bread.”
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>Duck says: “Got any bread?”
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>Barman says: “No,are you deaf?! We haven’t got any fking bread,ask me
>again and I’ll nail your fking beak to the bar you irritating btard
>of a fking bird!”
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>Duck says: “Got any nails?”
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>Barman says: “No”
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?

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The oldies are the goodies!

Thanks for that, I haven’t heard that joke in ages.

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Lol, funny!

Sounds like my kids

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iv got kids loike that to!!! very repetitive!!!

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Now thats what I call a proper joke

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Just had the office rolling about with that one !!! Couldve come from a sketch from 2 ronnies !! And yeh, sorta does sound like the kids dont it…only mine ask for money…