Girls Biker Bar

All Girls Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
only fair – given that you are blind – that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

  3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… not
if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”


(wonder if the blondes on here geddit???)

Ive got blonde high lights and im so affended lol


not all blondes are dumb - it’s just that we don’t always feel the need to laugh

any blonds on here?

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