Am staying in a house with 2 parents, 2 cousins, 5 small children and 4 dogs - jesus i think i am losing what was left of my mind. Why is it that small children always love (and therefore hang off/poke/climb on and generally harrass) people who who have an aversion to small children??? :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Well leave then woman!!!
Am trapped by the all powerfull guilt trip of afore mentioned parents!!! :crazy:
It could be a whole lot worse… They could be climbing all over your bike:P:)
No chance - since not particulalrly fond of the b***ers i have no qualms about ‘accidental damge’ while protecting the bike 
Can’t you invent an emergency back in London that needs your attention?
That plumbing looks dodgy under the sink wink wink
borough bike meet not enough of an excuse?
I don’t own a sink!!! I am technically homelss!!!:hehe:
Sounds like one to me, I’ll be there for the second time this year!
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There is a meeting you need to attend at Borough tonight;)
Don’t tempt me… 
So you have an aversion to small kids… remind me what you do again?;):P:w00t:
Those clutch plates will seize unless you get some oil over them on a regular basis 
Oh she’s gonna love those little Italian darlings!!
chained to the cooker are you?..or what ever