Genuine leprechaun, 2cm in height, invisible. Caught in my back garden today. Comes enclosed in a jam jar.
Also selling bags of genuine luminiferous aether (£100 each)
please pm if interested.
Might have a home for the leprechaun but got to be sure, to be sure 
Ah g’wan Debz, ya will, ya will, ya will.
Cup o’ tea Mole? 
Oh tanks duck. Would ya like a dash o brandy in t’at? Ah g’wan!
is that a sale there then debz? Mole are you interested in my leprachaun??
Top oh the morning to ya Ben, 2cm is a wee bit too small for me I’m afraid, but tanks for asking! :hehe:
yea mole prefers them too be at least a few inches long ;)
well mole can have mine then :laugh:
It’s clearly a fake from Hong Kong, bit like Louise Vuitton bags, or Channel perfume, or Nika trainers.
Now if you had a LeprEchaun, then Oi moight be intrested, ta be sure!
by few she means 6" onwards not 2" ginger!! lol