Less than helpful.

Simple request ignored, what do I pay my taxes for?

I`m not the sort to phone 999 when my mum is impaled on a stake but a simple request to GCHQ for access to a restricted site was met with…

Nothing, disgusted of Palmers Green.:angry:

GCHQ ignores idiot, fair point but we are both spies with high security clearance.

Manys the time Cheltenham has quivered in response to our reports but ask a little favour and oh no, we dont know you.:angry:

Signing the official secrets act is a contract to nothing.

In the words of our favourite philosopher R. J. OCromarty, "The world of espionage is filled with unhelpful bastids but in the next war, theyll wish they`d listened"