*FDA SAYS TO HOLD ONTO NUTS UNTIL IT’S CLEAR WHICH ARE AFFECTED
I often find myself holding my nuts when I wake up in the morning. . .
Same but i’m pretty sure they’re not affected
i much prefere when my missis does it,give her somethink to do:w00t:
I once saw a correct on a story. It said, ``please read Jesus Christ instead of Ariel Sharon’’ in earlier story.
My local newsagent has a Time Out poster in the window, like “London kicks the habit after 500 years” in reference to the smoking ban. It occurred to me that something less parochial would say “The Marlboro Lights are going out all over Europe…”.
Easy mistake to make - what with Ariel Sharon being such a lovely, nice, wonderful man. . . :Whistling:
Very poetic - nice historical reference with a contemporary spin! ;)
It was years ago during the seige of the nativity. some stressed out journo in jerusalem wrote something along the lines of … the church where christians believe ariel sharon was born… your beat has to be majorly stressful to make mistakes like that. not to mention any subs the copy goes through.
Quality!
Pity I moved buildings yesterday. For some years there was a collection of these I’d stuck on my wall. My favourite:
" Pope says masturbation is o.k., providing you keep it in hand. "
(Daily Telegraph)
Often wondered if the sub kept his job afeter that one.
Did he have to work a week in hand?.
My Brother was one of 11 men that caused this famous headline to be created “Super Cally go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious”.
A good headline always makes me chuckle.