Funny ebay listing description

Motorcycling
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I was looking for prices of electric basses on Ebay, and stumbled upon this is chinese instrument manufacturer that posted this ad of what is stated as an Electric Bass, but, first of all its not a bass but a guitar, some cheapo strat copy and I thought surely there’s got to be some mistake so I read their description of it and I was in stitches… amazing… see for yourself!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALDER-ELECTRIC-BASS-guitar_W0QQitemZ7401036461QQcategoryZ2384QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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ALDER ELECTRIC BASS guitar

Description
@ We are honored very much for you recommend this item, had it, your life on many several minute appeal It can take to you in the spirit to be joyful Art always can bring the happy mood to the person Your family member also can very happy receive this you to take to their accident to be pleasantly surprised Because it not merely is an art ware, but also is representing you to the life the deep love

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lol! It does reminds me when I was using translation sites to pass my ideas from Portuguese to English. Every word is translated literally and not always it makes sence in this language. lol

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Six string bass - how cool

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Makes about as much sense as the last set of flat-pack instructions I read

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He he! … Engrish for sure!! … http://www.engrish.com/

The guitar itself isn’t too bad though. Usually, cheap ones are made from ply then heavily laquered & painted. Since you can see the grain of the wood, it must have a reasonable body.

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You’re still using the same sites, I see…