Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn Morning, I’m falling asleep at my desk, any ideas how to wake up? :doze:
walk to filing cabinet open drawer unzip trousers place penis in open drawer slam drawer shut … hey presto your wide awake …
Hmm, not liking that idea Tim, although I can see how it might work. 
Right peeps, am off to abduct Anita and her friend and take them to a secret hideaway in deepest darkest Scotland.
Wish them luck, they’ll need it. MWUUHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Have fun at the Ace tonight.
Will see if I can catch one of those six legged varieties of haggis, gonna be hard as the beggers run so effin fast!
I’m done.
Home time
Good evening.
ergh how i h8 working l8 on fridays :crazy:
EEK! The man with no name!
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