Friday morning roll call

sound off you 'orrible lot!

Aceman -Advertising Guru
Alice
AndyCr15
Art - National Treasure
Arthurmo
ASBO
Atomic Punk
BanditJohn
Bang2Rights
Big_D - Pssst! Wanna buy some bike bits?
Bikergirl_400 - Cute chick but off the market
Blackbirdxx
BlueLagos - Thousands of miles away
BollockChops
Boris
Brad - needs to get up earlier and book an appointment at Specsavers brains_t
bricking it
Broady
Butterfly
Captain Chaos
CheekyChick and her Reptilian Menagerie
ChrisB - (AKA TomTom) also should have gone to Specsavers
Chris2332
CjKit
Capt. Yolo Swaggins
Crookzy1
CurlyAlly
Curtis
DanielGT
DangerousB
Davedebbie – Ricky’s mate
Daws1989
DeViese
Driesie
dreamerboy16 - Sometimes feeds foxes. Maybe.
DTR Ross
D Two Nine
Eezyrida
eezie - Doesn’t ride pillion
El Diablo
Emsee
Fireblade_Rob
Flumpit
Garretgazza271
Gem
Geoff B
George.B
Gixerninja - if it’s not broke don’t fix it, for everything else there’s nail glue
GP
GSXR750_sam (POST WHORE)
GSXRAng
Hels - who’s that girl?
hogtrumpet
Iang
IMORTAL_Indian - No its not a typo
Ink (Miss Observation)
Jay
Jaime - Can he fix it? Yes he can!
Janey – Superbikes for Christmas
Jarrod - has a nice mum
J.C. AKA - SPESH
Jetstream – The two sexiest people on LB
JesteR6
Jewell
Johnp
J.Silvs
Kaos
Kato
Kevsta
KTM D
LIM
Lou
Lozzaroo hooo hooo, I wanna be like you hoo hoo

L Star
MacP
Mad-Dog hofty
Major
Makman
Me_Groovy (never knowingly on a fully functioning bike)
MetalRedCarrie
MickyWiz
MikeDaBike
Miss Plum
Mr Bike
Mr-C
MuNky
Napa121
Niteowl
Nivag - Sand King
NumNum - The Fisher King
Oldguy
Pawel
PJ
Premises187
Ranksounds
Ratty46
Redrat
Ricky
Rixxy
Rosso (Bionic Man with a sexy wife)
Rusty99
Scorch - Bike Doctor
SeanR1
Serrisan
Shaunicous
SimoninEssex
Slacker
Slan - twentys plenty through Richmond Park and if the deer don’t get you the ditches will
s l u g
SneakyMcC and that bike
Steve…
SteveCBR11XX
Stevewright
Stranger
StretchBev
StuntMartin
SuzukiKev
Szymon
T Cat
Tattooist750Chick
Tehswerver
TheOC - lied about leaving London
The Sleeper
TheUnforgiven
Thamer (Dave)
(mrs) Tiggi
TimmyFox - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
TimR – Lucky Man
Tom_Matthews88
Trackday Junkie - buns of steel
Treacle
Triang - Ross
Trisckie - was here all along
Tromboman
WeeFrenchie
WhereIsGibson - Adventure Rider Extraordinaire
Zander - LastOnTheListUnlessZorroSignsUp

Morning :slight_smile:

Morning, presents all wrapped and under the tree just gotta get the booze, roll on holiday time.:smiley:

Had the worst start to the day ever!!!

I HATE QUEENS HOSPITAL IN ROMFORD!!!

I got a text last week with an appointment reminder, I didn’t know i had an appointment but as i’ve recently had that surgery on my Nose and i am also under the Hospital as i lost my Dad to Bowel Cancer so i have 6 Monthly checks i just thought i hadn’t received the letter so went along at 0910 this morning.

i was sat in the waiting room untill 1100 when they finally called my name. I walk in to 2 female Dr’s looking very bemussed, The following conversation then followed

Dr… Hello Mr Bird

Me…Hello

Dr…Do you know why you are here? we don’t actually know what you are here for

Me…Sorry!!!

Dr…We have no reason for you to be here

Me…Excuse me!!!

Dr…Have you got any appointments due??

Me…Youre telling me you have sat me outside for 2 hours for no reason???

Dr…Well the only thing we can think of is the Scan on your Kidneys you had last month

Me…What Scan???

Dr…On your Kidney

Me…I haven’t had a Kidney scan that i remember of

Dr…(Turning the Computer screen around) This is you isn’t it?

Me…(looking at the screen and getting VERY angry) No, My name is Sam Bird, Not Samuel Bird

Dr…Oh.

Me…And i wasn’t born in 1987!!

Dr…Oh it looks like we got you here by Mistake, How is your Nose?

Me…Sorry…How is my Nose??? What do you mean you got me here by Mistake??? I’ve took the day off work and sat out there for 2 hours for you to say it was a mistake!!!

Dr…Well how about your Bowels?? Would you like an examination whilst your here anyway??

Me…(Standing up and getting my coat on) NO I WOULDN’T!!!

Dr…Sorry…

Not only did they keep me waiting around for 2 hours for nothing, they wanted to stick their Fingers up my ar5e for no reason at all!!! No wonder Queens Hospital has a bad Reputation and they have Killed people rather than saving them!!!

Morning

Sam what exactly is the problem ?

Problem with me or problem with what happened?

Silly doctors, they should have known you like to be given a reason first, even if its a poor one!

I normally have to be bought a drink before that happens!!

think yourself lucky sam my local hospital is Colchester or Broomfield you go in you don’t come out

And now I’m glad I’m missing the LB Christmas night out! :w00t:

:smiley:

Sam, You said you weren’t into that kinda thing anymore…YOU LIED!!! :hehe:

Only of a Weekend :cool:

What day is it today??? see you later sweet cheeks!!!

Nothing but praise for Broomfield from me, they fixed my buggered ankle a treat.

I thought most sexual health clinics were walk-in?

Clearly not in Essex, you must need an appointment they’re that busy!

I think they just have regular weekly visits booked in for all locals lol

Most people in Essex think Chlamydia is one of the Greek Islands

what’s the difference between an essex girl and a rottweiler?

lipstick.