…I come out of the club and fire up the Fat One.
Some kid comes up to me and says “WHAT? You’re gonne ride home now? ON THIS THING?”
“Yup.”
“Haven’t you had anything to drink?”
“Ummm… let me me think for a second… 3 latte machiatto, an Afri Cola, and a Red Bull with ice.”
“BULLSHIT!”
“Not bullshit. Do you smell any alcohol on my breath?”
Chap smells my breath and looks at me with the best look of disbelief ever.
5am – when being sober is just too unbelievable! ™
Let the clutch out and screamed on down the road while him and his mates saunter on towards the nearest kebab shop/bus stop. Hahahaha! 
Daughter and her mates do this thing regularly, taking turns to be the stone cold sober driver.
She tells me the big problem is being the only sober one in a club at silly o’clock, so well done for going there.
A surefire route to insanity . . . ;):hehe:
Done something similar - actually quite refreshing isn’t it!?
Nice one!
Elad
5
Hehe, not really been doing that for about 5 years now… 
(or have I just proved the point without doubt… )
pouty
6
Some times its better to be the sober one! A Women came up to me at BM last week, and said:
“are you restricted or can you go anywhere?”
I said Aye? she was plastered could hardly stand…
She then said “would it take long to get out to essex?”
I said “im not f*&kin taxi!” lol
She honestly thought she could pay me for a lift home! then she wobbled off…
Maybe she was confused by that big lardy pan-European you were on
pouty
8
lol, i’d happily except it if that were the case, but i ride a tuono?
made me chuckle watching her wobble off, gonna look like a car crash in the morning she is…
maybe she was after a shag?
missed chance me thinks.
+1
You have turned down a definite shag.
Afro
11
+2 a definite straggler that one
pouty
12
Doh! think that might of been her line in? that’d be about right for me… 
