Hi everyone , yup a newbie I am. Been around bikes since I was nine, not currently riding,costs toooo much !
(havent got the familly inheiratence yet ! Maybe once I have knocked off Gomez…)
Be kind at the bar
Fes…
Hi Uncle Fester - how is Thing?? 
Me thinks you will fit in here just fine !! 
Yay another nutter i can talk utter drivvel too 
welcome to LB
Why thank you kind maiden, still lookin for poking…, I am available !
Ooeerrr
Poke Away 
Welcome Uncle Fester
Why thank you Sir,
Pleased to make your aquaintence.
Welcome aboard fella! What sort of bikes do you like?
Welcome
Watch out the newbie greeters will be along to ‘poke’ you shortly
Will you be at the next newbie meet??
Hi Uncle Fester and welcome. I’ll leave the poking to the experts!! Hope to see you at a meet soon.
Contrary to my looks, sports bikes for me. The GSXR is awsome and the R1 commands
respect too. I would be hard pushed to say which one i’d buy if the dosh was free and
easy.
No drinks ?! 
Fes.
welcome to the site fester, i’ll take a pint of stella!!
welcome newbee…
we need more nutters…a very big welcome
Welcome Pint for me…