# Found just the job

**URL:** <https://londonbikers.com/t/found-just-the-job/78537>\
**Category:** Off-topic\
**Created:** [22 March 2009 15:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/found-just-the-job/78537 "2009-03-22T15:16:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![jonlukgil](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/c4cdca/32.png) [@jonlukgil](https://londonbikers.com/u/jonlukgil)\
**Post date:** [22 March 2009 15:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/found-just-the-job/78537/1 "2009-03-22T15:16:33Z")

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Just been reading of 4 pensioners who made £6.5m in just a few months work selling property.

I’m in the wrong job - I should be a pensioner.

Even when you take into account the 18 years total (ie average of 4.5 yrs each) that they were sentenced to (they’d been a little naughty) - down to 9 years after time off for good behaviour etc; that gives each something around £2/3 million per year, after tax, NI, etc;.

I’ll spend a year and a half in an open prison for a million.

Where do I apply?

Ian

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**Author:** ![whereisgibson](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/c5a1d2/32.png) [@whereisgibson](https://londonbikers.com/u/whereisgibson)\
**Post date:** [22 March 2009 15:30 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/found-just-the-job/78537/2 "2009-03-22T15:30:04Z")

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> ## **jonlukgil (22/03/2009)**
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> I’ll spend a year and a half in an open prison for a million.
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> Where do I apply?

Your local high-street bank?