Football Anyone

Ok, Thought i would start this post as the new footie season has started ‘roll on champs league’

So who is interested in the game then and what teams do we all support

If you haven’t already guesed i’m a cheslea man… ‘come on ya blues’…

A few chants for the blues:

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!,
One man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!,
Went to mow a meadow, Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Three men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Four men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Five men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Six men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Seven men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men,
two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Eight men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men,
three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, Nine men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men,
four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, (everyone standing)
Ten men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men,
five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow, (arms extended: \0/)
Chelsea!
(clap x 3 above head: \0/)
Chelsea!
and repeat until you realise that everyone else
has sat down because it’s now half time

OR

Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super Frankie Lampard

Or

We Love You Chelsea, we do
We Love You Chelsea, we do
We Love You Chelsea, we do
Oh Chelsea we love you!

I really hate football with a passion… I can’t actually find words for how much I dislike the game!

The only game I’ve ever watched all the way through was the Craggy Island over 60’s! :slight_smile:

Sorry Floyd, I have to confess to being a Chelski fan too, although I personally love the witty / topical / non pc stuff that goes on…off the top of me 'ead…

man yoo fans desperate attempts at irony “Born in the USA” … before everybody else gives it to them

“He’s fat and he beats his wife” … everybody to Gazza post Cheryl bashing

“We’ve got a drunken cook, you’ve got a Russian crook” Norwich Delia City fans to Chelski

You feeling alright last night m8???

Well as you know m8, I a chelsea fan too. Come on you Blues