First Cruise

DEAR DIARY … DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I’ve packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I’m really excited.
DEAR DIARY … DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and
dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY … DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and
hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
attractive and attentive gentleman.
DEAR DIARY … DAY FOUR
Went to the ship’s casino … did OK . won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY … DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again
asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that
if I didn’t let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
appalled.
DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today … twice

I didn’t think you batted for the other team

I bet he looks quite fetching all done up, looks like hes got a nice pair of … legs too

well I have a pretty pink number that i might take to France

SOMETIMES it’s nice having to work and not enjoy myself riding in france

Lol, well, I think it’s pretty decent of you to save 1600 lives . Ignore the louts on here, they don’t know any better.

lol, well i enjoyed myself - twice