I don’t know how long this will continue to work but try this:
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Go to Google.
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In the search box, type “find Chuck Norris”
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Click “I’m Feeling Lucky”
i found him what next ?
love it when google has a sense of humour
must be good, as it is blocked by Websense as “tasteless”!
hahaha… hahaha…
lmao, when do you think he’ll find me?
Who is Chuck Norris?
I like this one…
Go onto www.google.co.uk and then type in French Military Victories and press the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button and see what it says:D:D:D
Chunks that’s a bit of an old one isn’t it…? 
One of the guys I work with has a Chuck Norris plugin for his iMac which comes up with some cracking random Norris phrases! 