My palm has been itching all morning but so far I haven’t come into any money. Can anyone help?
i’ve got 2 shiney 10p coins with your name on them!
Which palm, if it is the left, I am quite happy to receive the money that you are to give!
It’s probably just hairs growing…
Oh crap…
Not sure you should be doing that kind of thing at work :w00t:
To be clear it is my left hand that’s itching :w00t:
Right to receive, left to leave - be cafeful now.
Money leaving you, I will gratefully receive!
S’okay my left palm has stopped itching…now it’s my right elbow…
Have you got fleas?
Could be. Right elbow and right ear itching now and…oh no…left palm started again.
Tell everyone at work it’s fleas anyway, and you might get the rest of the day off 
Finicial advice? Buy high, sell low. No wait…
Ahh, the missing fourth Lehmann brother!!
Buy cream for ichy hands.
Thank you all for your valued advice. I would have replied sooner but I was off giving with one hand, taking with the other, buying high and selling low, itching and scratching like the fat cat that got the cream, and generally rubbing it in. So much better for that. Or not… At least it’s all superstitious waffle and there is absolutely no need to worry about any forthcoming financial trouble brought on by itchy hands.
Or fleas?
They’re only little bloodsuckers and they hide in the carpet most of the time…give 'em a break!