Skids?
what ever the misses buys me 
Strictly Bridget Jones type pants :doze:
I don’t see the point in wearing anything fancy, know ones gonna see it. I most certainly would not wear any cheese graters, those things should have a health warning on them. They must be comfy when on the bike as the last thing I need is to be distracted by a wedgie.
Practical and boring I’m afraid.