Farts are like children

I’m proud of mine but disgusted by yours

And the presence of either onboard a plane is going to make for an unpleasant flight…

They can both be a pain in the arse?

They both cause a lot of grief until you let go

You will know if one’s been let loose in your nice car

They can both result in more shit than expected…

More often that not they get let off by Judges

Headteachers can’t control them

You normally find skidmarks before the children but after the fart .