Just finished watching “A Fantastic Fear of Everything” featuring Simon Pegg. Got to say I really enjoyed it! 
So, what are the fears and phobias of the average LBer?.. 
I don’t have any phobias myself, but I do have a fear of waking up and not being able to move! :blink: :w00t:
Come on, what’s yours?!.. 
im **** scared of girls on forums pm’ing me naked pic’s of them self prop’a freaks me out…
clowns. i really dont find them funny at all. especially that one from mcdonalds
A monkey riding a horse in a clown costume force feeding me fennel would ne my worst nightmare.
Coulrophobia.
Is it the monkey in the clown costume or the horse?
It’s all of them. Horses and monkeys are my top 2 most hated and distrusted animals. Clowns…Nobody likes clowns… And fennel is my most hated food.
NOoooooooOooooOOOOOo run away run away!!!
I have loads of fears/phobias. I would be here all night listing them, hospitals rate pretty highly though. The thought of having another operation on my hips,and it going pear shaped so I could’nt get on a bike again sends shivers through me, let alone not walking up from the operation. Silly I know but thats life.:ermm:
That I will be exposed as having never owned or even ridden a motorbike . . .
phobia of spiders
fear of losing my eyesight, limbs
Spiders, anything invasive/medical. wasps, and i’m really not keen on balloons :unsure:
I’m afraid of cleaning my bike…
LOL big time. But where’s the fennel?
Heights !
Got it bad and it’s getting worse ! Even watching stuff involving drops from buildings on telly makes me feel really ill.
Out of control policemen 
I have a fear that I’m not really this good looking and everyone is just making me feel better about myself by saying I am :D:Whistling:
pmsl…
I have a fear that I will never feel brave enough to slide a bum cheek off , let alone get my knee down!
