Fading fast folks

The Death Star is a write off and teh insurance company have called to tell me they’re coming for my replacement this week.

Its official…like ole Ben trapped in a desert full of midgets that speak “Squeek” and Jawas with spiekt heads I will soon be bikeless…

I’ve never felt this vulnerable before…well except for that time I was trapped in a small cage n teh middle of winter on a pedestal outside the Beauty College for over 6’0" models and Va;lyries…that was a bit awkward too…

Anyway…looking for wheels so if anyone knows anyone looking to sell, let me know.

Cheers all.

Toby that is terrible news, sorry to hear this…

That will be the last time you agree to a dust cart stunting display.

Too right, maybe I could get a dust cart, remove two wheels and trick it up to the max…

Come to the Red side…

http://www.ducati-dealernet.co.uk/

Nah, getting a goldwing isn’t a sensible option for your commute…

Ooh pat, sharp wit.
Mo. You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve just been made redundant, not come into a surplus of money for all the excessively tiddly maintenance and servicing one of those Italian dogs needs…

Well I’m a student again, so join the club

better sell the Duke then…that’s an entire week’s worth of watered down Student Union beer right there…