So I’m standing in the hall, borrock naked, dripping water on to the floor, clutching a Philips screwdriver and reading a manufacturers handbook.
(I hadn’t noticed the front door blind was up m’lud!)
Now, honestly, there is a perfectly rational explanation for this occurrence.
Any one else ever found them-self in a “compromising situation” kind of hard to explain but completely innocent?
if i was you i would actually state what you werre trying to fix whilst naked and wet … people may assume that some small hand held appliance has become an issue
Was the screwdriver lubricated.
was the manufacturers handbook from a sex sling?
What was Phillip doing? :doze:…
Since you ask:
I’d re built the thermostat on the shower the day before and (then) the water temperature was too high even with the shower on the lowest heat setting. As I discovered when I first used it and turned a sort of lobster pink.
The Bristan handbook was for the information, the Philips screw driver was to do the adjustment work.
As I said, “… there is a perfectly rational explanation for this occurrence.”
Next you’ll be wanting to know why, the same day, I was sitting straddling the garage roof ridge examining the crotch of my jeans,
There’s a perfectly rational explanation for that too.
you were just enjoying the view? :w00t: