Wiggy
27 March 2006 19:06
1
Your revs increase as you go around a bend?
(Something to do with your tyre radius decreasing as you lean)
When it’s a cold morning, your bike runs faster and louder?
(Colder air is denser and thus contains more Oxygen per cubic centimtre, making your explosions more potent)
Please add your curious facts below
Wiggy
27 March 2006 19:22
2
that’s interesting, does that mean you get more fuel for your money then?
You feel more cold when in UK!
Ok! That’s shait but i couldn’t avoid it… lol
Flats
27 March 2006 20:24
4
When you fart when you need a dump, it smells worse than when you fart and dont need a dump…
puppy
27 March 2006 20:33
5
You can’t fart with tight leathers on when your sat on your bike, you have to stand on the pegs.
Or is that just me?
Flats
27 March 2006 20:37
6
… or you can fart in your leathers and only reep the benifit two hours later when you take them off…aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bisto
Jay
27 March 2006 20:41
7
You never remember to have a pee before going on a long ride, and regret it just at the point when you’re feeling tired and really want to be at your destination…
mate you are the king of the Fart! Don’t make tell your tales here! lol
You can fart in any situation and any position! I vouch that
… when you take your baffles out of your Laser Exhaust system it becomes extremely loud
-Hennessy
Flats
27 March 2006 21:29
10
…when you fit windscreens for a living, family and friends think you can just pooh one out of your bum anytime of the day and night and fit it…
You mean ya can’t. Clearly you are not eating enough sand.
Barro
27 March 2006 23:05
12
“Oh” what about when you meet a hot girl, no matter if shes really tall or really short …
““but when your buried up to ya nutz the tips of ya noses touch”” !!!
Flats
27 March 2006 23:09
13
would that be buried up to ya nuts in guts… never had a tall bird couple of fattys but no tallies
You’re always at the furthest point from home when you realise you’ve left your Datatool clicker on the side table
puppy
28 March 2006 10:12
16
It always pisses down with rain when you leave your waterproofs at home. And, the b’strd weather foecasters say it’s gonna be dry.
What about when you struggle to put your waterproof suit on and then realise that te bike key is still in the jacket pocket?? hate that
njs71
28 March 2006 12:37
18
When you settle down to play a comp game you need a piss ?? strange
What’s wrong with you people??
Terry
28 March 2006 15:01
20
When u try and fart when your shaggin! You just cant quite do it! (Mr romantic me!)