I will start y apologising as this is porbably in the wrong forum but I need help quickly!!
A good freind of mine is getting married this sunday, he has just called me and told me his best man has not organised a stag do!! (I KNOW IDIOT)…
So I need some CHEAP ideas quickly around the south london area for tomorrow night… We need to give him a good send off.
Low grade cocaine, hookers from the east end and a vauxhall astra
hahahahahahah thats funny
its simple really go for a meal then a pub get the groom mashed leave naked somewhere on a train
JOB DONE also there is a real ****e club in stretham called ceazars its rubbish but they charge £20 on the door and its drink your self dead
LSD
17 August 2006 12:11
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I used to drive past Ceasars every day - oh boy, if ever somewhere was made for stags - that is the place!
Did I mention he is a Mate and I would like it to stay that way!!
Oli
17 August 2006 13:16
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Paintball.
SE centre in Orpington, just off M25, or 25 mins out of London by train.
more fun than should really be allowed.
mm, paintball is fun, just dont get shot in the mouth, nipple or groin
(yes, i had a bad day being shot at)
Lou
17 August 2006 13:30
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mate…do you think you could have been the target??
PMM
17 August 2006 14:02
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What about the dogs?? Beer and gambling!!!
Behave!! I have been there it is poo…
Oli
17 August 2006 14:17
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how very dare you? Most.Fun.Ever.
Unless you’re referring to my thankfully-escaped-from-years-ago hole of a hometown, which is poop.
so you are an orpington homeboy are you!!, well I actually meant the centre itself, if it the one I’m thinking off I went there for my b’day and it was naff man, all they had was trees to hide behind, it was proper pants!!!
Oli
17 August 2006 14:21
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I’m trying to shed my heritage. Escaped to Camden 6 years ago, though have been strangely drawn south of the river again last month.
That would be the poo whole… TO ALL OTHER DONT BE FOOLED BY THE PRETTY PICTURES ITS ALL LIES…
anyway, I need something else that involves naked women, lots of boose, a blow up ballerina suit and some cable ties. HEHEHE
Oli
17 August 2006 14:26
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try Hoist or The Fist in Vauxhall.
Judging by the queues outside it might not be a female ballerina though.
The Nags Head near Aldgate (ok so it’s not south). It’s filthy, straw on the floor and women will dance around a pole for you if you put some money in their pint glass.
Agreed or ahem the Griffin at Holborn/Chancery Lane. Also a short hop and a skip to the bright lights of that Covent Garden/West End.
All North of the wet wobbly bit i’m afraid, don’t do sarf
ah many a good day I have spent in the griffin but it has been such a long time I forgot what it was called I think that is defo on the cards… cheap drinks, naked women!! only the ballerina suit left to go!!
Dont think the places I hang out would be suitable!