First thing I noticed - hes from Cornwall (supposedly ) but he says bike has…
Clear Title
and “Tires”
Very American… very fishy…
I would love to see him ride that bike over a British speed hump, and knock the top off that NOS 
Thanks for reminding me i was bidding on something on Ebay…i completely forgot and then went and won the item!
Well summat good came of it City!
I reported the bugger to Ebay and I wrote to him ( dummy email account natch ) surprise - he hasn’t replied.
And another strange coincidence, the contact email adresses follow a pattern, [email protected] looks strangely like the [email protected] that was posted yesterday, and neither of them realise that a Clear Title is not something we are looking for . . . .
When they do learn, and they will, people will be stupid enough to send off the money for a real unseen bargain in the same way that some people here in the UK do really believe they have been contacted by a relative of a deposed dictator with $100M stashed in the Abbey National
Tis true - I tease them sometimes by contacting them pretending to be interested.
The emails they send back have so many errors ( like my address is 22 Maypols St Lodon AL12 3TH - no known postcode ) that it makes me laugh.
I could write back to them about the 10 things in the email that gave them away but I don’t want to teach them to refine their emails - b@stards…
ive only been waiting 6 months,im sure the cousin of ex-president mabonga will contact me soon, he must have misplaced my details. i wonder what i will buy with my £15million!! 
I am certain it will be along any second now . . . and as for how to spend it, I hear there are some perfectly good sportsbikes blinged way beyond the limits of rideability available for unfeasably good prices on ebay right now 
There’s always one 
Wish it was!No if you really wanna know it was one of The Delays albums.
Play.com was sold out so Ebay became plan b.
Oh dear the guy never mailed me and now his ad has been taken off t’bay.
Shame cos I LOVED out little email chats.
Me : Can you tell me more about the R1 - how long have you had it?
Him: Thanks for enquiry. You need to send the cash to Western Union right away to…
Me: I need to kow more before I pay you , how long have you…etc
Him: Thanks for enquiry. You need to send the cash to Western Union right away to…
Me: Look do’t take this the wrong way but I think you are a lying ****ing cheating piece of ****e scum and if I ever catch you im gonna push your ****ty teeth trough your ares you w-anchor!!!
Him: Thanks for enquiry. You need to send the cash to Western Union right away to…
Fun for a while but gets boring quickly.